With Trump winning the US presidency, I’m now in need of some time off to figure out what the hell is going on around here??! Both candidates shouldn’t even be in the running in the first place so my head is sore from the absurdity! It is like watching a painful Jackass video where you just think ‘who are these idiots?’ and the more important question – ‘why am I watching this??’! And should I be laughing or crying?
Seriously though, in preparation for the weeks ahead, we’d like to let everyone know that our office will be on hiatus from Friday 23rd December 2016 and we will commence again on Monday 30th January 2017. Of course, that depends on whether the world is still orbiting around the sun then! Or will that change too?? Anyway, if anyone of you want to see me before I go hide in the jungle to retain my sanity, you still have time.
As usual, any urgent emails can be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org . I’ll have limited access to the interwebs or the telephone but will try to attend to emails when I can [I was serious when I mentioned that I’ll be in the jungle]. Those who can still afford to send things by post or need things delivered to us, please send to PO Box 1389, Booragoon, WA, 6954.
That’s all for now. I think I need a drink…or several. I probably need to start praying too and take up a religion now that apocalypse seems to be the next major event coming up.